A total an utter embarrasment. Someone who is known for being unfaithful and cheating and constantly lying.
by haaaaaahahaha March 24, 2010
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A type of highly addictive prescription drug used to treat humans with dinosaurs growing from their fingertips. Side effects may include: vomiting, expolsive diarrhea, choking on broccoli, and eating excessive amounts of peanut butter and strawberry yogurt mixed together. Also, you may experience urges to bathe in milk with some cats thrown in for good measure.
"Dude, I got my Spencer yesterday to treat these dinosaurs growing from my fingers, and now I cant seem to stop eating peanut butter and strawberry yogurt."

"My Spencer will kill me one day if I have to keep choking on this broccoli."

"Man, that Spencer keeps me in the bathroom all night, sitting on the toilet."
by amandyso August 31, 2008
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a name typical of a douchebag and/or faggot. A Spencer typically tries to be a player, and epicly fails. With his cute nose, a Spencer will attempt to lure you into his really stereotypical and totally unoriginal trap. Then, he will most likely put his finger in his ass and run away like a scared puppy. Spencers typically don't own a pair of testicles, so unless one is an asshole to you (most Spencers are) try and be nice to them, otherwise they might get your favorite toilet paper roll messy with their tears. Toilet paper is more of a necessity in life than anyone named Spencer.
Did that guy just dump her just because he doesn't see her 24/7? What a Spencer.

That Spencer just took it in his ass!

Dude, don't be a Spencer. Mix up your game a little.
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The gay that licks the black hole near Uranus
“He is such a Spencer “
by Gurlsle November 14, 2017
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All Spencer's are douche bags, if you are a Spencer and not a douche you should start going by your middle name!
by Juble February 6, 2010
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Spencer is a dick of a guy who thinks he’s the shit. He and fucks your heart and acts like your a sex toy. Then he leaves cause he’s a fucking homo pulse everyone thinks he’s gay and a female and his and got him expelled
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