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penis-spanked 

Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!
penis-spanked by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

Sparkelly 

A type of bracelet or hairtie also known as the scrunchie worn around the wrist. NOT IN THE HAIR.
I love the sparkelly you chose to wear today.
Sparkelly by tacos.me November 19, 2017
I just "spanked" your whole team with a rocket!
spanked by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008
The act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. It is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. Oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.
George awoke to find his yard sporked, and immediately contrived plans for revenge.
sporked by scoreJ6 June 22, 2007

Verbally Spanked 

Meaning you have been verbally served with words.
Johnny:"You Have Been Verbally Spanked!"
Verbally Spanked by Justin Mic June 13, 2004
To be slaughtered relentlessly and without warning, such as the family from Game Of Thrones
Scott totally Starked that hooker's poopshoot
Starked by Fishlips McGee June 3, 2013