South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk 

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

South Carolina Windshield 

The act of picking up a girl at a Walmart, taking her home to have sex with her, and when you are about to cum, you pull out, put a plastic Walmart bag (must be from a Walmart) over her face, and ejaculate onto the bag that is now covering her face.

Person A: Dude, I picked up a girl at Walmart last night.

Person B: Oh, nice! Did you give her a South Carolina Windshield?

Person A: Yup! Luckily I had a Walmart bag lying around at my house to put over her head to cum on.

Person B: Good, cause everyone knows that without a Walmart bag, it's not a South Carolina Windshield.

Person A: Yeah, that's a necessity for a proper South Carolina Windshield

South Carolina Windshield by SleevesAreFascistPropaganda September 19, 2018

South Carolina Road Scar 

An inexplicable 10-15 foot section of highway or interstate in South Carolina that is so scarred to the point it damages vehicle tires, throws off alignments and jolts sleepy motorists awake. Usually occurring after(and most notoriously along I-95) and even more inexplicably hundreds of feet prior to bridges and overpasses, they resemble charred sections of pavement that have been neglected for decades. Also, they are not extended sections of pavement, they usually only last a half second when traveling at typical South Carolina interstate speeds (82-92 mph). In rare cases, the scar extends the entire span of a bridge; however most of these South Carolina Road Scars have been slowly repaired over the course of 15 years.

Trucker 1: That damn four wheeler is about to run into that South Carolina Road Scar after the Pee-Dee bridge.

Four Wheeler: God damn, what WAS that?

Four Wheeler Passenger: Oh, no! What's that yellow light that just came on?

South Carolina Road Scar by ausxau March 11, 2020

South Carolina Stingrays

A professional ice hockey team located in North Charleston, South Carolina. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Hershey Bears of the AHL, and the Washington Capitals of the NHL

LETS GO SOUTH CAROLINA STINGRAYS!!!!!

YOU JUST GOT STUNG BY THE STINGRAYS!!!!

South Carolina Stingrays by South Carolina Stingrays Fan January 29, 2009

South Carolina Earthquake 

A fart in your sleep that is forceful &/or loud enough to disturb your peaceful slumber.

I woke up myself, my wife, dog & 2 cats last night with a 2.8 South Carolina Earthquake. I think my neighbors may have slept through it though.

South Carolina Earthquake by Philippppppppppe May 12, 2010

South Carolina Curb Stomp 

The act of driving ones heel into a females vaginal opening

I south Carolina Curb Stomped Sharquise last night

South Carolina Curb Stomp by AyyLilMayo August 8, 2016

South Carolina Burger Durger 

When you take a massive shit in a public place and it gets smeared all over the floor from people walking and slipping in it.

Billy: I had to shit so bad that I did a South Carolina burger durger at Walmart. I feel bad for the sucker that has to clean that up.

South Carolina Burger Durger by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 May 15, 2020