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Old softie 

Also spelled "old softy".

Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.

Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
Old softie by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023
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Schrodingers Softie

The complete opposite of Schrodingers Asshole. It's a person (Y) who sees something another person (X) said and will either cause a fuss and be offended, or be clever and pretend what the other person said is ragebait while pushing their personal feelings aside. It depends on whether or not the people around them find what X person said was offensive or not.
Bob: Yeah, I don't think chinese food is that good in general.
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!
Schrodingers Softie by ap0q March 18, 2026

softistry 

Not that I'd know, but apparently, nowadays, they have some good drugs for overcoming softistry.

Uber-Softee 

When a piece of music changes dynamics to a really low volume. Common in jazz music, classical, and rock.
"In The Mood" performed by Glenn Miller's ensemble portrays an uber-softee very well when the band repeats a 12 bar blues over and over, lowering the volume each time. They eventually make it so low that it become an "uber-softee
Measure 72 has a decrescendo. We're going to take it down to an uber-softee
Uber-Softee by Jono0120 December 10, 2010
sootie is a legitian term for "fake blatant hacker." He was cut from #ZBT due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was a follower. It's okay though, cause modern day sootie means "fake blatant hacker who is back on his feet."
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Dog, that leet guy? Ya. He's a sootie.
sootie by PHI PHI K A March 21, 2010
sootie is a mikhailian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #life due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking that he hacked. It's not okay, though, because modern day sootie is still cut from life, and has essentially given up.
Damn, that guy was so leet, he used to be a sootie! I don't know what he is now...
sootie by rush? March 14, 2009

Still softish 

Someone with a really small dick,and isn’t hard yet😔