mushing softies

When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."

I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.

by The Base April 11, 2016

throw a softie

defecate, excrete one's waste, crap, to discharge feces from the bowels, to discharge from the anus

I have to go to the bathroom now, or i'll throw a softie in my pants!

by Derek Godoy June 25, 2008

big softie

a penis that is semi-erect, but is still soft to the touch. common when seeing attractive women or when trying to avoid the awkward social implications of having a full erection.

"Did you see that girl on the subway? I got a big softie goin' after seeing her."

by MrBuckeye January 17, 2006

Mr. Softy

Soft stools with ass discomfort related to repeated wipes

After the road trip I'm still having a Mr. Softy

by S. Goat November 27, 2011

lovin' the softie

When you get a BIG stuffed animal from a carnival/Six Flags, cut a small hole in the ass part of whatever animal it is, and have an amazing night of sexual intercourse with that stuffed animal.

OMG! I was lovin' the softie last night. I was straight rammin' that panda.

by kubik September 28, 2006

Softy Virgin

an inexperienced person who is not willing to try it

Yo Bob, how come you never want to drink; your such a softy virgin.

by SEXY ______ December 31, 2006

Favian softie

A measurement tool wielded by all Favians comprised of a usually flaccid penis. One Favian softie, usually a length measurement of a meager 3 inches, can also measure time, volume, and mass depending on the context. It is recognized as a standard unit of measurement throughout North America. The term was originally coined in Montreal, Canada.

Guy #1: How tall do ya reckon that building is man?
Guy #2: I don't know in feet or stories..but if I had to say...it's about 1.7 million Favian softies.
Guy #1: Flaccid or fully erect?
Guy #2: All the way, babe
Guy #1: WHOA!! That's quite tall!

by Rinkifer Dink December 14, 2010