Dirty Shellie Marie

A meadow scented herb of the indica family. It provides calm, relaxed good times all day long.

I smoked some Dirty Shellie Marie to calm me down for the rest of the day

by anonymous November 9, 2021

The smellies

When someone’s vibe is fine but their scent is committing crimes. Usually a mix of morning breath, mystery armpit, and “did you just wrestle a deli sandwich?” energy. Not a permanent condition—just a gentle nudge from the universe (or your spouse) that soap and toothpaste are about to be your best friends.

“Good morning babe…oh my, you got the smellies”

by 221B_Baker February 21, 2026

carlos o' smellies

A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.

"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?

by whatarethis January 23, 2014

Ms. Smellie

an algebra teacher that teaches 7th graders periods 1-5 and 8th graders period 6. Usually found with no emotions. likes giving homework 24/7. makes her students put they’re phone away before walking into the classroom. 6th period is the only period that is dumb, but we can make her laugh and smile so like🤪. always compares her 8th graders to her 7th graders. is always yelling at jojo, yasmin, or daniella. she also sends them out of the room a lot.

Ms. smellie: what are you doing on that phone. put it away
Student: ugh fine*walks into the classroom and takes phone out again*
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Jojo: ms. smellie i don’t get this
yasmin: that’s because your dumb
ms. smellie: out of my class. go to mr. supria. you know guys my 7th graders understand this and y’all dont. that’s sad. if my 7th graders can do this than you can
jojo: but the 7th graders are obviously smarter than us

by hit or miss. i wanna be tracer January 4, 2019