skeg

Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morning should be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.

Oi wacko, what's this about you skegging a bankstreet last night? Also ben's imbred.

by wambosambo January 30, 2019

Skeg

The volume of bottled beverage which exists below the seam of the plastic bottle. It is often used as a guide marker for if someone asks for "saves". Look at a two litre bottle of coke for instance, near the bottom there should be a circular seam, anything below that is the skegs of the bottle.

"Hey mate, could I have saves on your bottle of coke?"
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."

by Windowsmad September 12, 2014

skeg

a skeg is someone who is a slag a hoe and a sket and just an all out bad person - word meaning made by harry s

"emily is such a skeg" or "your such a skeg

by harry s (SMCabyss) May 8, 2021

Skeg

The art of moving to a destination by walking in a fast manner. Much like a power walk.

Let's get our skeg on so we get their quicker.

by Hashtag it's me January 8, 2015

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

Skeg

A little weasel of a human being. Just a little shit.

I hate him, that awful skeg

by PsychoDeschain May 25, 2016

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025