strapped

To be in possession and/or to have on oneself a strap-on dildo.

John: Bro, they don't even know I'm strapped!
Tom: Careful, make sure the safety is on!
John: I don't think my purple dildo has a safety switch...
Tom: Bet.

by Splur Gang September 18, 2018

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two-strapper

A nerd, a dweeb. From the 1980's when the cool kids carried their backpacks using only one strap (over one shoulder). The geeks used both straps. Not relevant in a literal sense anymore, since the one strap fad seems to have faded. But still a cool sounding burn.

Why did you invite that spaz to the party? That dude is such a two-strapper.

by rps70 November 2, 2010

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strapp

someone from the backwoods areas of georgia who is not only semi-retarded but also virgin.

Can you believe that dumbass guy playing airsoft is still a virgin?

-Wow, i guess that makes him a strapp.

by mooshknuckle May 16, 2010

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Strapped

Used when you have little to no money

Note: Potentially could be an Aussie slang word

guy1: Mate can i borrow $10
guy2: Nah i'm strapped

by thepumpkinking July 10, 2010

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strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015

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