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Shmeared

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.
by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015
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sileas

Sileas is a girl who is incredibly smart and she doubts her self about it. She is probably one of the best friends you have. She can be a little inside but that's ok because she makes you laugh constantly. She is the kind of person who can make you laugh when you are crying. If someone breaks your heart, she will brake there legs. She will do anything for you.
Person 1: Sileas is the best

Person 2: she really is

Person 3: I wish I could be Sileas
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shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises
Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.
by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018
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simantini

She came from heaven.

And when I look at her, I believe that God has dived down into the bottom of creation.

She is the light from the moon and stars. She is the lamp of the temple.

My eyes are always thirsty at one sight of her. And just a glimpse of that beautiful face, makes me go crazy.

You will feel lost as you look into her radiant eye, it will show you the beauty of nature.

Exotic aromatic aroma like her sweet words. There's sweetness in her anger. Arrogant, yet full of colors.

Flowers blossom on her lips. Moon can be found in her eyes. Scattered pearls like the morning rays, is her smile.

She is beautiful, unique, and special.

She is fearfully and wonderfully made, and not a single soul ever is just like her.

She is the most cutest, loveliest, and amazing person.

She has a special ability to read minds.

God in his infinite love for her made her on purpose, for a purpose, and he made her beautiful.
The other name for a fairy/angle is Simantini
by yourteddybear November 24, 2021
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Simant

Simant loves boobs
by simsi lover November 24, 2021
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ShmeatMir

someone with a rather lengthy schlong.
Shmeatmir gets all the ladies!
by LeShmeatmir December 11, 2022
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Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself
Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.
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