Shwerding

Shwerding originated from two greats from Poole, Dorset. They are gifted individually, the thinker, the motivator; one being the background guy and one being the frontline. It comes as taking words and using them yourself, but these gifted guys used to do it for humour and coding. People wouldn't understand this companionship, like Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Ant and Dec but more in reality Dumb and Dumber.

"Shwerding "and Exshample you shnood shmeek Shnike shmis because it would be not conformist. " smhaydon can I have shmaves please?" Shwerdimt is Shnoe shmucking shmule dude shmightcheous

by PooleDorsetBanter August 17, 2015

shwefting

Talking to someone in a club with the intention of sleeping with them.

Girl: did you see her shwefting?

Girl: yeah she was terrible

by Legend995 May 3, 2010

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

Shredding the cheese

Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head

Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow February 3, 2021

Shredding Plastic

"vaping right?"
"yeah, vaping"

Yo, we shredding plastic rn?

by walmu May 22, 2022

Hip Speeding

To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.

Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.

by Snuffy Smith March 23, 2007