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That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
mugGet the Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.mug.

I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4
Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023
mugGet the I shit fart pee peemug.

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok
i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy
mugGet the I ate my dog’s shit and I liked itmug.

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.
Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."
by toastyptsd May 11, 2023
mugGet the Didn't do shit, I swearmug.
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