SHIT A DICK

1.) A phrase used in high tension situations. ie: Traffic incodents, competative videogames, high-stakes poker, etc.

2.) An command insult implying that the subject of your verbal abuse should "shit a dick" "dick" in this case meaning a log of feces, and perhads tear thier anus in the process.

3.) When used casually shit a dick siginfies dissappointment in a given situation.

4.) Shit a dick can also be used to reference episode #1102 of South Park: "More Crap", where an enourmous turd starts a chain of events that leads to the unraveling of a massive conspiracy.

1.) "SHIT A DICK! THAT ASSHOLE JUST CUT ME OFF! GO GET AIDS FUCKFACE!"

2.) "God damnit Burnice, why dont you go shit a dick and die!"

3.) "Aw shit a dick, i dropped my ice cream.. fuck"

4.) "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! hot hot hot hot hot, hot hot hot hot hot, OOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH!!!! ahhh..."

by Bloodgoose April 23, 2009

shit a dick

verb: to freak the fuck out; to be excited/pissed/incredibly something.

dude i fucking shit a dick yesterday when i saw how massive her tits were.

i'm about to shit a dick if this bitch keeps talking to me.

by emily&janna May 9, 2010

Shit For Dicks

an example of shit for dicks, is the state of being of having your dick, made of shit.

"Hey Shit For Dicks"- Cbas

"Thats an uncomfortable issue."- Barrack Obama

by CBAS CBAS CBAS CBAS December 11, 2011

bitch-whore shit-dick

Usually a prick. A 'bitch-whore shit-dick' will usually fuck up everything he/she does. They don't care about anyone except themselves, so you can never really trust them. Unknown why they do the things they do. Call your friend this and it's quite possible they will shit their pants then slap you in the face. "Bitch-whore shit-dick" is interchangeable with the words dick, prick, coward, asshole, fuck-face, pussy, etc.

Person #1: Why are you being such a bitch-whore shit-dick?

Person #2: Because I'm a pussy.

Person #1: That's what I thought.....

by The Truth Teller#1 June 9, 2011

poo poo shit dick ass

When you poop out of your dick but realized the shit smothered all over your dick

Fuck what will I do with all this poo poo shit dick ass on my pee pee whole

by Penisgoblin523 October 24, 2019

Shitting Dick Nipples

1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish

Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic

by Rawrissocool May 21, 2014

Shit a dick

Used as an exclaimation towards a girl, implying that she was having anal sex or swallowed a dick.

Also could be used to insult someone by saying they are gay, implying that they, a guy, had anal sex with a dude.

Omg girl you are such a slut! Go shit a dick!

Omg guy you are so gay! Go shit a dick!

by Blehblahbloo January 5, 2010