You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others

Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself

1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”

by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025

Shit you

Shit

Shit you nigger

by [e-mail] June 2, 2023

It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022

i'll beat the shit out of you

1. Someone will try to severely hurt you.
2. Some men say this to a woman, before doing her.

1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.

by vizzreal December 18, 2016

shit's on you

It's your responsibility or your fault that something happens.

Hey, man, don't blame me for this one. This shit's on you.

by Kent North January 18, 2016

You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up

Not what happened.

Hym "You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up. Your skeptical and attitude towards me and people like me is why you didn't believe me and not a lack of evidence and now you are trying to exclude me from a remedy that you only know you need because of me. This is not gratitude what you are doing here. You are trying to make it worse for me and I did not do that to you."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022