THIS BOI. Really tho his guy is kool. But like. He can be petty as shiznats. He likes to BANG BANG BANG with ur gf. Das it. Oh and he’s a fucking Nintendo addict.
by Kononotsu November 10, 2018
Shawn is the most wonderful human on the earth. He's gorgeous, kind, caring, funny, intelligent, and so easy to spend time with. He's someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. He's romantic and goes out of his way to make others feel loved and important. He is extremely helpful and will always be there for you when you need him. You'd want to marry Shawn but he's already taken. Shawn has goals and he's going to achieve every single one. He's going to make beautiful babies one day. Shawn is a guy who loves to snuggle but is always down for an adventure. He's goofy and weird in all the best ways. He loves his friends and family and he has the biggest heart. Shawn is a guy without a single flaw. With the best personality and impeccable looks, Shawn is perfect.
by PeachykeenLaureen November 29, 2020
verb. liking multiple people; not being able to decide between crushes; being a dickhead; being a serious flirt
Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too!
Guy: But I don't want to date you yet I have to decide between Jessica, you, Molly and Taylor. Sorry.
Girl: You're a shawning dickhead!
Girl: I like you too!
Guy: But I don't want to date you yet I have to decide between Jessica, you, Molly and Taylor. Sorry.
Girl: You're a shawning dickhead!
by shawning.ashul101 November 15, 2008
While extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on Facebook
Person's Facebook status: OMFG you know what I hate? Hipsters. Like who the hell are they to wear this big ass glasses. Like bitch you ain't blind that's degrading to blind people. Asshole. Show some respect. You know what else I hate? Asains...
Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk
Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk
by YOLOSWAGERTHATDIEDDUDE March 07, 2015
Shawn, go shut your face.
by yeetsempai December 13, 2018