Schmerhaps

Perhaps if it was quirky and strange

Schmerhaps we should acquire some snackage

by Rainjur February 17, 2024

Schmeal

the nic

yooo sammy lemme rip ur schmeal

fosho i only got splash ice tho

nah gang im good i only rip clice

by user00just December 19, 2024

shmermal

(pronounced Sh-mer-ml)
Noun.
A classification of animal, specifically an animal that is so ugly that it's cute.
Examples of a shmermal include chihuahuas or winky the dwarf cat.
Originally created on the /r9k/ board of 4chan.

Aw, look at that shmermal, it's coming right towards us!

by Anonymous Pseudonym User April 12, 2025

Herbal Shmerbal

When you’re smoking cannabis and your friend says something completely out of context

My friend Aaron blazed one up and had a herbal shmerbal afterwards

by Ajb99 September 13, 2020