Sandpaper Swing

The humping of Dry Vagina.
Usually associated with Grandma's.
Can also be know as rubbing fronts.

Me: Dude that was my grandma.

Buddy: Yeah I know. I did her.

Me: That's disgusting.

Buddy: You're telling me she was a Sandpaper swing.

by gilfiemcgilfgilf September 24, 2007

Sandpaper Gee

Niall's old bird, has a moustache, three bumcheeks and a gee lined with sandpaper, along with a bad case of the stupids.

Maaaaaan, thank god niall dropped that bitch, what with her moustache, sandpaper gee, three bumcheeks and bad case of the stupids.

by Fingers Sinclaire December 15, 2008

Sandpaper Baby

A baby who has really scratchy skin. When the baby grows up, its skin will be really soft as an adult.

His skin is soft now, but when he was little, he was a sandpaper baby.

by Thomas Winters November 18, 2010

sandpaper stomach

When man jizzes on mans stomach and leaves it for the next morning and it feels like sandpaper.

I was jerking off last night and forgot about it. And now I've got Sandpaper Stomach

by JamboSpence December 21, 2017

sandpaper__

an agender and bisexual tiktoker who has 1146 followers as of September 4th 2021. he uses all pronouns except feminine ones and wants to see your credit card

sandpaper__ is very swag

by shrub__ September 4, 2021

Homemade Sandpaper

When the corner sheet of your bed is so hardened by dry cum it takes on the texture of sandpaper.

Susie: So I went over to Chad's last night to sleep with him but when I pulled back his sheet I nearly cut myself on his Homemade Sandpaper.

by Cheesyfondue January 6, 2018

cincinnati sandpaper

When a girl who usually shaves has let her pubic hair grow out for a few days.

My face is completely raw from her cincinnati sandpaper.

by Charyk May 9, 2019