fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 17, 2009

Stand Up Jack

The ultimate source for knowing anything about music.

Yo, that MTV isn't very Stand Up Jack. It's more like, whack.

by John McKay April 07, 2004

Stand up guy

Michael Franzese

Have you heard of the ex-mob guy, Michael Franzese?

Of course I have! He’s a stand up guy!

Oh ok just wondered!
Fuggetaboutut!

by Gonzorino September 09, 2020

Stand Up Sportsman’s Double

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

Nick Griffin Stand Up Comedy

Nick cut his teeth at the midnight show in Greenwich Village. Since then Nick has performed at the HBO Comedy Festivals in both Aspen and Las Vegas, as well as the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. His TV appearances include The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend.

Nick Griffin Stand Up Comedy
as seen on TV youtube and Live

by glory promo July 28, 2008

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 13, 2011

stand me up

not showing up when someone asks you to hangout, asshole.

He stood me up, what a lil bitch. why would he stand me up?

by 11835 August 10, 2014