squire

A little bitch, and in often circumstances a pussy. He cries about his knee or the fact society cant accept his gayness.

"your such a squire, grow a pair"

by chingchangclang November 19, 2022

SQUIRE

A little bitch, and in most circumstances a pussy over the fact his knee is aching, or the fact he is a burden to society. He bitches and cries all day - part squirrel part human

"your acting like squire, grow a pair"

by chingchangclang November 19, 2022

Squire

The designated person to prepare the paraphernalia when smoking marijuana.

Fill the bong Squire. (Or)
Why don’t you fill the bong you squire ?

by ApolloandStamp July 31, 2020

squires

the act of electrocuting the penis in front of a large audience for pleasure.

Mariella: Next up, we have Kyle. He’ll performing a squires for you lucky audience members tonight.

by jojoman235 November 18, 2017

Squire

verb

To call someone to chat to fill the void between activities/events

Mike “squired” me on his walk to the subway. He then abruptly ended the call.

by Edsonmo February 09, 2022

Squire

The act of calling someone to fill a void between activities.

Mike “squired” me on his way to the subway station. When he arrived he abruptly ended the call.

by Edsonmo February 09, 2022

Squire

A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.

"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"

by Upright Almond July 27, 2023