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Skydiving

Some would say it's insane... but for the people that aren't boring and dull.. well, we would define the act of jumping out of a perfectly good airplane at approx. 13,000 ft. just because the doors open to be quite stellar... unless, of course, you happen to have a faulty parachute..(then it goes without saying how that day just took a turn for the worse)
The time I went skydiving I was sober.. being responsible and all
Next time I go, I'm going to be stoned as f**k... well simply because I can't think of a reason not too!!

Besides, being freaking awesome and doing something totally gnarly is on my to-do list for the near future... it's been too long.
by OklahomaAmazon81 January 23, 2019
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Urban Skydiving

The act of suicide by throwing oneself out of the windows, or the top of a skyscraper.
The CEO decided to go Urban Skydiving instead of facing his insider trading charges.
by ron je April 18, 2021
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Skydivers mouth

Fanny like a......
Had a fanny like a skydivers mouth
by Rory Grue December 30, 2022
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Skydiver

when ur skool bans the word "skibity" so you have to use this instead
Hey bro did you brainrot when you watched that skydiver gyat sigma Ohio rizz?
*starts talking gen alpha gibberish*
by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024
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Skydiver's Method

A person using the Skydiver's Method is someone who is nervous about doing something but just decides to goes for it.
Kind of like someone who is going skydiving who is nervous but forces him/herself to jump anyway.
I didn't know whether or not I should ask the girl out, but I just used the Skydiver's Method and went for it.
by Sometimesiponderthewalrus February 25, 2011
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Culinary Skydiving

Taking extreme chances when cooking with and/or eating food made by a kRaZy, yet top-notch chef. Usually the chef is hitting the upper limits of what is possible in modern or ancient cuisine.
Hey, chef Tony has something special for you. It's fermented, salted raw pork, that he puts in a jar and keeps on the shelf, unrefrigerated, for at least 1 year. It was pretty scary to think I was about to eat unrefrigerated, 1 year old raw pork, but it turned out to be fantastic... try it.

Tony's got some old raw pork, wanna do some Culinary Skydiving?
by tonebone August 12, 2012
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The Skydiver

You hold the girl up with your feet "airplane style" and then she drops down and lands/inserts onto the dick.
"Let's try the Skydiver"

"Hold on I have to take my step-father to the hospital, he broke his dick when he and my mom tried the Skydiver in the backyard"
by TheBee'sFeet July 26, 2016
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