The Rule of Three

1) The rule of three is the rule that controls how and when celebrities die. If one celebrity dies then two must follow or the universe will become unbalanced. This is why Betty White has not died.

2) The rule that things that are written in threes are generally more funny, more satisfying, and effective

Example 1

Dude 1: did you hear about that 911 dialing cat dying?

Dude 2: ya I did! I wonder what celebrities will be next! The Rule of Three always keeps me on my toes!

Dude 1: I hope its Tracy Morgan.

Dude 2: I can't help but feel that's racist...

Example 2

The three little pigs and goldilocks and the three bears are all examples of The Rule of Three in fairy tales

by él_tejon October 9, 2013

The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem

The Infinite Rule 34 theorem states that a person, for an infinite amount of time, will have the Rule 34 adage apply to themselves. This also applies to Rule 63 of the internet.

Your time is ticking, The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem always applies.

by Fascist Face January 11, 2021

Rule of Three

A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)

Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."

Condoms:
Beth: "You wanna go again?"
Alex: "I'm out of condoms."
Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies."

by Floundersflounderseverywhere June 16, 2010

rule of thumb

This is the highest acceptable level to wear your pants. place your hand sideways across your lower stomach with the top of your thumb even with the bottom of your belly button. the top of your pants should be LOWER than the bottom of your hand.

look at that guy he needs to loosen that braided belt and use the rule of thumb.

by THEKosheerDillWhole May 14, 2009

Number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is-you should argue with anyone who has a big follower count unless you want to be jumped by their followers.

“Dude you should probably not argue with that guy he has a lot of followers
- but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter dude”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Rule of thumb

Originating from the Middle East, this refers to a father trying to penetrate his daughter with his thumb in order to assess whether she is ready to be married off. If penetration is impossible then she is not ready for marriage.

As a rule of thumb, Samira thought her father was somewhat unpredictable.

by Achmed1977 April 24, 2009

rule of three

When a woman is asked how many sexual partners she's had, take her answer and divide by three.

Even without applying the rule of three, she had already slept with a staggering number of people.

by meep January 9, 2005