Armed Robbery

What the governments usually do with taxes and shit (usually far more common in South America)

They're charging taxes for buying off steam
-Now that's what you call armed robbery

by Spawn was Taken May 15, 2018

Robbery

Taking someone's belongings through force.

I committed a robbery on yo momma.

by cap045 April 30, 2024

Robbery

It is an act of theft, often done in the darkness or secretly but on the 30th of October 2023, there was a robbery in broad daylight as Lionel Messi stole the prestigious Ballon d'Or from Erling Haaland in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, France. Despite stealing it, Lionel acts as if he deserved it despite not doing anything worthy other than the World Cup. This is not the first time Lionel has done this as on the 29th of November 2021 in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, he also robbed Robert Lewandowski of a Ballon d'Or! And despite two robberies the authorities and his fanboys (who are all younger than 14) claim his innocence.

"Dad, what is an example of a famous robbery?"
"Just search up Messi's Ballon d'Ors in 2021 and 2023"

by honest pessidog fan January 5, 2024

Canadian Bank Robbery

Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.

Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.

by BigDaddyTeddyBear July 11, 2018

Robbery

Taking someone's belongs through force.

I just committed a robbery on yo momma.

by cap045 April 30, 2024

Robbery Bob

Robbery Bob is the Lord above all. He is the protagonist of the hit "Robbery Bob" games, which have been proved to make you more attractive, stronger, faster, smarter and better at everything and anything. Robbery Bob is the one above all, and will lead this world to salvation, bring us from the dark into the light. If you want to join Robbery Bob in this journey, and help bring the world into the light, download Robbery Bob: King of Sneak, and become one of his loyal soldiers. And he has a big dick.

Guy 1: "Have you heard of Robbery Bob?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I play the game and beat my meat to him every night!"

by Omnigyatt May 8, 2024

Robbery Bob

Robbery Bob is the protagonist in Robbery Bob: Man of Steal, and Robbery Bob 2: Double Trouble. He is the Lord above all, and extremely handsome and sexy. He is the pinnacle of beauty. He has a massive horse cock and is a master at pleasing those that enter the bedchambers with him. He is unimaginably powerful, and can do incredible things, like reversing time to rerob houses that he failed to rob. He grants people who praise him and play his games a fraction of his power, and they recieve things like immortality, good looks and god-like abilities.

Guy 1: "Yo have you heard of Robbery Bob?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! I have both games, and I used to beat it to him every night, until I ripped my cock off from the superstrength he gave me!!"

by Omnigyatt June 19, 2024