Reckoner

Either somebody who reckons or somebody who plays gambit lots, they often reckon that they hate gambit but actually enjoy it

“He’s a Reckoner”
“Yeah I know he likes gambit gross.”

by CykaBlytx on insta March 30, 2021

I Reckon it is Suppose

Long, southern way to say the phrase “I guess.”

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna go to the Mexican restaurant later?
Guy 2: I Reckon it is Suppose
Guy 1: What?

by CaptainSivDad April 29, 2021

Reckoning

One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.

Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?

Chipleader 2-nothing

by Chipleader Hero May 5, 2021

Reckon

there is a god that no one on the internet knows about, reckon is a god that only wants to rid the world of all filth and is a god of void. He is misunderstood by his horrific body and if you see him in this form you will go insane or even die, he is very similar to cthulhu aswell.

"do you know about reckon?"
"make sense for once, its a word idiot not a god"
"im not saying he is real it is just a cool concept but he could be real!"
"just stop talking about it and sit down"

by pure will see what hides September 28, 2022

The day of reckoning

The 1st birthday and lost v card

The day of reckoning actually sucked I had to hoop a gun and my hand

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

I reckon I can peace the story together

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.

What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

Reckon-so-harder

A person who reckons they’re so hard. They walk around thinking they’re the dog’s bollocks. They think they can beat up anyone but tend to usually have a chip on their shoulder, they share similar traits with a chihuahua.

*listens to drill music* “I reckon I’m so hard, honest to fucking Godddddd”

“reckon-so-harder! Reckon-so-harder!”

by Dr Baron Ockmann July 9, 2025