Zero Beer Queer

Unlike the common two beer queer, these fabulous creatures do not need alcohol to embrace their queerness.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

by Mique Zee December 4, 2020

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 5, 2004

three beer queer

1. (n) A straight man willing to engage in homosexual activity after the cosumption of an insignigant amount of alcohol.

When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.

by der ubergeek February 8, 2005

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

Beer Queer

One who gets overly emotional and overrun with feelings of love when drunk.
This person is otherwise contained and functional, but get some alcohol in them and suddenly they are all tears of happiness and thankfulness that they have "friends like you."

Beer Queer: I am -so- thankful to have you guys in my life *sob* you are -always- there for me when I need you.
I love you guys so, so, so much! *sob.
Friend: Dude. Get away from me. Stop being such a beer queer.

by Sainrawr November 11, 2007

2 beer queer

Someone who acts drunk after consuming very little alcohol

Koniell is a 2 beer queer , "can i lay Erin"

by dereno February 16, 2007

six beers to queer

When someone is on the verge of being homosexual or has homosexual tendencies they may be called six beers to queer. After they consume that much alcohol they are likely to show interest in members of the same sex.

Ryan is six beers to queer. He gets drunk and likes to suck dick.

by James1979 August 18, 2006