Pufferfish

Augh

Chef: takes pufferfish out of the tank
Chef: feeds it carrots to prove its jaw strength
Pufferfish: Moans

by Co0lerw0rdM4n September 7, 2020

PUFFERFISH

A person who lies about being pregnant

April fools I'm not actually pregnant, Karen your such a pufferfish.

by Mcroy Drew August 17, 2020

Portuguese Pufferfish

The Portuguese Pufferfish - the act where one must digest a Portuguese style breakfast, then proceed to fart in the mouth of a recipient (breathing it all in). Henceforth the person giving the Portuguese pufferfish will gently pinch the recipients nose, causing their cheeks to inflate like a pufferfish. Finally the pinch on nose is released and the “pufferfish” breathes out the fart then continues to state “mmmm spicy”

“Hey Brett after my breakfast I’m going to give you a Portuguese pufferfish” - Levi said

by Eagle Talons Holt January 8, 2025

Pufferfished

Similar to catfished... pufferfished is a deceptive activity where a person lures someone into a relationship by means of a using old or photoshopped photos of themselves at there peak of attractiveness.

She got pufferfished and her tinder date whose photos showed a semi-profesionnal hockey player with 6ix pack is now a car sales man with a beer belly.

by kait0873 April 23, 2021

caribbean pufferfish

1) The source of tetra, a paralyzing agent (according to Law Abiding Citizen).

2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.

Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018

Caribbean pufferfish haircut

A haircut that looks like a Caribbean pufferfish.

Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.

Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?

by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021

Pufferfish

To give someone a blowjob (sucking someone's dick until they cum in your mouth).

1. What is the other word for a pufferfish?
A: Blowfish
2. What is the word that means "to get paid weekly/by weekly for doing work"?
A: Job
3. Now combine the 2.

Can be used as a code word.

I heard Sarah gave John a pufferfish last night!

by 1sus2person3 September 19, 2025