Paxton

Paxton’s are annoying as shit. They make shitty jokes about mass genoside and give wrong definitions of sex positions. Paxton’s are ugly as fuck and are so fat they can’t see their own dicks. Paxton’s mostly die virgins.

Guy 1: you see my girl talkin to that guy

Guy 2: yeah but don’t worry, it’s just Paxton

by Sexystar93 June 2, 2018

Paxton

A rich spoiled kid with a poddel and a three story house and small balls

" you here about that kid with that poddel and an big house" that's how you define Paxton

by 123456uuuu November 17, 2016

Paxtonated

Pax·ton·nat·ed
1. when a movie or television show includes or has been permeated by the actor Bill Paxton
2. past participle, past tense of Pax·ton·nate

True Lies was a great film, mostly because it was Paxtonated.

by jephilli6 August 26, 2013

Paxton

a young man who exhibits a lot of feminine traits, such as moodiness and his like for men. Will stay single, and a virgin forever because his standard are too high.

"oh my god paxton's standards are so high are you sure he's not gay?"

by Dirtydogg123 October 29, 2018

Paxton

A dumb cunt who thinks he has a chance with a hot chick when his mom won't even kiss him.

Dude did you hear about paxton? Yeah, hes a queer.

by Zachrrr November 16, 2019

Paxton Jones

Paxton Jones the best boyfriend to ever exist. But he will never understand how much his girlfriend loves him and in fact she loves him more and she always will!

Paxton Jones I love you more and that is completely correct!

by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019

Paxton

A Wishy Washy Ass MF.

Your a Paxton.

by Anwkdncomf May 14, 2020