Target Practice

The act of jerking off while in the front parking lot of a target

Hey dude, did you hear that Tony was doing some Target Practice the other day? He beat my record of 2 meters!

by strongzerobitch August 21, 2020

community of practice

Time invested in relationship where words come off paper, social learning is valued and wisdom is nurtured.

When community of practice is consistently experienced, high impact meetings become status quo.

by BetterResponse January 7, 2018

Practicing the Bassoon

1. Going into the back room under the pretense of practicing the bassoon. However, the perpetrator proceeds to smoke the devil's lettuce, usually using the bassoon as a bong.

2. A euphemism for smoking pot.

Taylor: What were you doing back there?

Ben: Just practicing the bassoon.

Taylor: Oh. Gotcha ;)

by Mr. Stanturf September 10, 2011

Practice MVP

One who gives 110% in a practice setting, which makes the starters work harder to keep from looking bad in front of coach. But come game time, this individual rarely see's playing time due to lack of athleticism and game instincts. Similar to an "Uncle Tom" but is referring to an athlete in any sport.

This terms translates to the "game" on the streets.

Yo practice MVP is gonna get his ass kicked if he keeps up his shit during sprints.

Yo who told coach I was using steroids? Practice MVP did!

Yo, pactice MVP gots all the gear and it cost him every cent he's got and it will never see a second of game time.

by J Ward February 9, 2006

practicing flute

a torturous event that involves many hours, often in a small, bear, white room, by one's self, working endlessly on a few passages to have them torn apart at your next lesson

"You want to go out tonight?"
"Sorry, I'm practicing flute."

by The Floutist January 20, 2009

practicing piano

An extremely stressful process including playing scales, pieces, chords, etc. Can take anywhere from 30 minutes to 5 hours. Usually ends in sore hands and fingers and temporary insanity.

i just spent 3 hours practicing piano, i want to tear off my hands.

by caitlizzin August 27, 2008

practice

a female that dudes often find themselves having meaningless sex with.Not wifey material, just "practice" for when the right girl comes along, hence the name practice.

Domo: Ay, Candece Ur girl now?

Jamie: Hell naw mayne. that bitch just practice.

by The Original New New May 8, 2006