HOV Positive

Having enough occupants in your vehicle so as to legally use an HOV lane.

With my two kids in the car, I'm HOV positive!

by Locotrol February 28, 2009

Positive Montemurro Sign

A freshly waxed vaginal area that is so smooth that drops of water will bead off when applied to the area.

I was with a girl last night whose pussy was so smooth it would qualify for a positive Montemurro sign.

by Dr Montemurro October 8, 2009

Positive Tip

Having rap lyrics that are spiritual and uplifting rather than violent or misogynous

I like his style. He's got a positive tip.

by The Chicken 2010 February 19, 2010

Positive jamming

An act of online mob mentality whereby a group of fascist activists decide to silence the voices of those with whom they disagree, by aggressively overwhelming a forum with spam, rather than engaging in thoughtful reasoned conversation.

Billy doesn't like what they're saying on that internet forum, so he organized his fellow hactivists to assault their board with positive jamming.

by Schnorkenschneider February 14, 2014

why you look HIV positive

A comeback used when someone trys to cut on you peferably for wehn the insult begins with " why".

Damani : "Damn, why you so fat"
Kayla: : " Why you look HIV positive"
Damani: (says nothing)

by YaGirlResaa July 21, 2009

Sex Positive

An approach to sex and human sexuality that embraces the full benefits of sexual interraction as healthy and uplifting, based upon the premise that sexual expression is good and healthy and that societal repression or control of the individual's sex-drive is bad and unhealthy.

Sex Positive people advocate comprehensive sex education, because even in a free-sex utopia one must still be wary of sexually-transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

by Phlavor August 19, 2009

HIV positive

absolutely sure
more acceptable to say if you actually have AIDS

from a South Park episode

"are you sure dude?" "yeah man, I'm HIV positive"

by Orangefizzlebiz March 13, 2008