Poetry Slam!

When you and a friend both say the same thing at the same time: alternative for jynx

If you and a friend both say the same thing you would shout, Poetry Slam!!

Poetry Slam! by randomathon April 10, 2011

poetry slam 

a poem reading competition who primary participants are white people, specifically grown up white boys and basic white girls. Does not take much talent as it's a white people version of a rap battle.

Tyler: Hi girl, what you doing tonight?
Brittany: Goin to a Poetry slam, bitch
Tyler: Oh we'll do some great drugs after it gets over cuz we have no life!

poetry slam by watermelawn June 10, 2016

Poetry Slam 

An event that takes place during school hours in which fat black women tell you how they don't want to be treated as objects, people tell their girlfriends how lustful they are, minorities telling you how they don't want to be judged, and politics by the boatload. All of these things will eventually consume not only your class time, but they will also eat into your lunch time, to the point where you have just enough time to buy food from the vending machine, and eat it on the way to your next class.

Person 1: dude, the Poetry Slam is tomorrow.
Person 2: well I better pack a lunch and some earplugs.

or

Man, that guest speaker is taking so long, its practically a Poetry Slam

Poetry Slam by Alex Faber May 6, 2008

Poetry Slam 

The act of writing poetry within a set time limit on a randomly selected subject, often as a competition.

Let's have us a poetry slam tonight!

Poetry Slam by Joe Blotz August 13, 2006

Poetry Club 

a party in which everyone gets stoned. A weed party in other words. A reference to "poetry" and the fact that people only really do it when they are high or drunk...like most famous poets.

We totally need to have another "Poetry Club" meeting this friday...last time we got sooo baked.

Poetry Club by Smartstonerdude June 18, 2011

Poetry to your soul

A phrase meaning rommancism, chivalry, poetry (song), love. The ability to show/express love through action (not sexual related)

Allen Beck Stewart : "Davey, dont you have any poetry to your soul"

Poetry to your soul by Theamazinggeek February 8, 2019

Poetry Slam 

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).

Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”

Poetry Slam by Valefar August 27, 2021