Platonic yandere

When you will kill for some one but you are not I love with them.

an more easier concept is an yandere that only loves the person platonic hence the name platonic yandere

Ex I killed my best friend sister because she was rude to her

Ex I poisoned my brothers friend because their taking his attention away from me

Platonic yandere

by Justiscrazy January 27, 2022

platoonic

term which best describes the asexual relationship between a male and female in the military.....

The relationship between the female marine and the male marine was strictly platoonic....

by sheila in the car July 1, 2011

non-platonic friend

A relationship which has either a romantic or sexual component, or both.

They have become non-platonic friends.

by letschatt November 26, 2013

poon platoon

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest

Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!

by me_gusta_ducharte February 9, 2010

platonic dating

a friendship which is usually stronger than most; if you were to date, there would be no difference in how you act around one another, except for an addition of possible kissing and similar actions; it's similar to dating without the title or actual sexual actions; the emotional part of dating is there, but that's it

A: why do you and C always text each other goodnight in such a sappy way?

B: we're platonically dating
A: you're what? platonic dating?
B: we're just friends but we as well be together without the actually kissing
A: oh cool

by Ezria Freak March 7, 2017

platoon

when you got so many people in your squad its so big its became a whole army.

shit man i wouldn't fuck with that platoon, they got like 40 naggas

by thatwhitedude February 19, 2015

platonic divorce

- the dissolution of a non-sexual, non-romantic relationship; usually the dissolution of a friendship

Platonic divorces are rarely hostile and normally occur when friends drift apart either on purpose or by chance.

Platonic divorces between women are often irreversible and can never return to the 'pre-divorce' state.

Platonic divorces between men are more easily reversed. It only takes a phone call saying, "Hey bud, I got a case of beer. You wanna come over to watch the game and get hammered man??"

Currently, platonic divorces between a man and a woman are completely irreverible.

e.g. After Gwen moved to Vancouver and stopped sending even Christmas cards, she and Maria platonically divorced.

e.g. Greg platonically divorced Jane after not being invited to her wedding.

e.g. I think Lara and I will get a platonic divorce if neither of us call within the next couple months.

by Howard P. January 6, 2005