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jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.
did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?
by Janker89 September 2, 2016
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Noah Patterson

A disgusting boy. Noah Patterson commonly growls unexpectedly and likes to burp a lot. They usually look like Hobbits and have an obsession with fingering they’re arseholes.
Girl: “Omg, did you see that Noah Patterson over there. It’s disgusting!”
by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021
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brandon patterson

OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"
by BigP6969 February 4, 2010
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cerys patterson

don't even get me started!
she's a sly bitch that sleeps with every boy she sees and blames everything she does on other people.
she may come across as a nice kind hearted person but really she's just a two faced bithch that stabs all of her friends in the back.
by dickhead on toast June 18, 2019
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jake patterson

A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner
"Yeah, Jake Patterson is the real Spider-Man"
by local herb May 26, 2018
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James Patterson

The proper definition of James Patterson is smoking crack or solicitation of prostitution.
by Cupcake Cake July 7, 2011
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Patterson California

A field-workers paradise
Patterson California is a place with lots of fields surrounding it,and lots of field workers go there to work and never leave.
by richard fitzsnuggly November 9, 2011
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