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pascal the peaker

pascal the peaker is a man who watches another man piss in a public washroom
dude: *piss*
pascal: nice setup
dude: SMOOTH MOVE PASCAL THE PEAKER!!!
by sir yohanis March 12, 2008
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Pascal's Wanger

Not believing in the standard pile of *baloney* that many American's believe in. Such as UFOs, Bigfoot, angels, God and/or libertarianism.

Taken from Pascal's Wager - that it is a better bet to believe in God than not, since it costs nothing to believe and you are rewarded if its true. And it costs everything not to believe and its true.
dude 1 - Rudy's astrology witch told him a flat tax will end global warming.

dude 2 - That dickwad needs Pascal's Wanger shoved in his think-hole
by Berham December 31, 2007
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Pascal Fontaine

A dirty ugly Haitian that eats cat tail dip in piss
Pascal Fontaine was so ugly that he when he looked at mark it reflected off marks face and then it turned him into a cunt
by Yung Dragon March 9, 2013
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Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!
Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
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Pedro Pascal Stan

a grown ass white woman who thinks that fetishizing people of color makes her quirky when in reality she's just as gross as a dude who says he only fucks Asian girls. Claims to be too "grown" for drama, but will cry like she's shooting for an oscar award if you call her a racist.
"hey, how'd it go with that one girl on sunday?"

"Terrible! she's a TOTAL pedro pascal stan. She spent the day talking about black cock and when I told her the way she talks makes me uncomfortable she got angry at me for calling her out and started crying. The weirdest brunch I've ever had."
by pleaseseeatherapist August 1, 2021
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Pascal

An average guy in terms of looks,and academics but has a thing for politics,he is very determined when he sets his mind to something ,he can be charming at times especially to his lady but has a very high tendency of getting addicted to sex.
Pascal won the election
by Da viv February 6, 2020
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Pascal

A stupid guy, most of all times a dutch person, used to fuck bitches, he will be homeless in the future!
by Pascal-Bluf September 6, 2017
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