Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". In the context of time management, this means that if you allocate a week for a task that could realistically be done in a few hours, it will likely take the entire week to complete, leading to inefficiency and procrastination.

I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

Mason Parkinson

A funny sonic news youtuber who is funny asf and always yells "SUBSCRIBE IF YOU LIKE SONIC" at the end of his videos.

Person 1: Yo watch mason parkinson he's funny
Person 2: ok

by Mason Parkinson #1 fan December 18, 2024

Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

by baconmeister July 14, 2011

anna parkinson

Anna parkinson is a very bitchy wee girl , she sometimes can be slutty but she is great when u r her mate. Don’t get on the wrong side of er tho cause she is very feisty. Anna would fight anyone unless she really needed to cause of her caring soul. When she likes a guy it’s very hard for her cause she falls to hard and it makes me feel bad cause I can’t help her but she would do anything for her friends and family !!!!!

Don’t mess or Anna parkinson will get on ye

by Annoymess December 19, 2017

Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

by Sundiegan July 17, 2018

parkinsons skank out

Dancing to Dub Step. The dance consist of alternative arm flailing followed by a forward jolt of the head to the beat of the music.

Invented by Oli C

Person 1: "Mate thats a phat beat!"
Person 2: "Give it the parkinsons skank out!"

by jimnablazed July 14, 2009

harry parkinson

Absolute nonse of a man. Lock up your sons and daughters this kids gonna touch your kiddies

Harry Parkinson nonses kids

by Police detectives November 6, 2018