Stuck the butter in the pantry

Euphemism for unintentional anal sex.

Girl 1: My guy and I were having some crazy sex last night and he almost stuck the butter in the pantry!

Girl 2: Ahh! I hate it when that happens!

by NotMalice May 28, 2012

Pastry Chef

When a male sticks a jelly filled pastry, such as a donut or croissant, in a womans vagina, and penetrates the pastry with his penis so that the jelly goes everywhere.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh man, we pastry cheffed until my dick was bright red.

by Thatoneguy69 May 1, 2010

Coming Out of the Pantry

When a person - gay or straight - comes out as a gainer or encourager. Gainers are sexually attracted to being fat and getting fatter while encouragers are attracted to fat and making someone else fatter. Some people are both! This is essentially coming out about a specific part of one's sexuality.

Did you hear that Seth has began coming out of the pantry? No wonder he's gotten so fat!

by saintventre February 23, 2014

pastry bagging

The act of defecating into a man's uncircumcised foreskin, such that the foreskin becomes filled as a pastry bag does with frosting. This is a requisite preliminary maneuver to "birthday caking", which is the act of decorating a person's face, as though it were a birthday cake, with feces from a partially pinched shut foreskin.

The man's habitual pastry bagging routine become tiresome due to the irreparably stained bedroom carpet.

by El_Guapo August 29, 2011

pantry

A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry.

by David March 6, 2004

chocolate pastry bag

The chocolate pastry bag was invented by President Herbert Hoover's wife as a practical joke. She ran the gag on President Hoover daily over the course of five years. Simply, you cut a hole in the tip of someone's shoe and then shit in the shoe. When the unsuspecting party puts his/her foot in the shoe . . . SQUIRT . . . the chocolate pastry bag. However, the innocent joke went sour in the hands of Al Capone. He gave wiskey to midgets and intelligent children then tricked them into giving each police officer in the country at least one chocolate pastry bag per week.

Mrs. Hoover: Honey, would you go give the shanty townsfolk some lemonade? SQUIRT! Hahahahaha . . . "the chocolate pastry bag!" You are one dumb bastard. Cop: See, aw shucks, see . . . the crooks got the whole station with the "chocolate pastry bag" again. That's the last time I take off my shoes to answer the telephone, see.

by Toby Doughbawaski February 25, 2008

pantry rat

The use of a hollowed out dead rat as a condom, and then having intercourse. With the Vagina being the "pantry"

"Yo bro, i pantry ratted that girl so hard last night!"

by The Anal Sexpert December 21, 2016