The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The āpickle twistā is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Chodaās
bunda, gives it a proper wrist
crank like heās opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes āspicy but
sweet.ā Chodaās screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his
head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvirās in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.
Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle
Twist outta nowhere ā one second Iām calm,
next second Iām folded like a samosa in Manvirās
mumās tupperware.