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Punjabi Style Sword Fight

A term made popular when reddit user "Furies" asked an honest question whether if it's worth it to sword fight his gf dad, in Punjabi style at that?

Many users suggested various solutions ranging from getting the ferocious dad drunk and sword-fighting the fuck out of him to puss out of the situation and end the relationship. Although some users pointed out that brown dads love to troll like no other and its no fuckin big deal. Blind in love, retard white boy hinted at taking sword fighting lessons.

As of now, we have no clue if the silly white boy is alive or dead. He might have already won the heart of the sword dad by winning the fight. Or he could be--let's just say the crazy dad made a fuck curry outta him.

Whatever the outcome is, he already sword fought his daughter and won. She liked it.
White Boy 1: My girlfriend Nisha wants me to meet her parents.

White boy 2: Yo better watch out. Her dad might wanna "Punjabi Style Sword Fight" your ass.
by Jhonny Walker May 2, 2011
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Punjabi poes

A fat indian child toucher. May or may not try scam you while eating curry. Streams warthunder often in vertical mode
Dang, that guy is a reel punjabi poes
by PapPiel55 December 2, 2024
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punjabi slap

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.
"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"
by Greenbones December 20, 2015
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Punjabi Pinball

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans
Boy 1 :Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Boy 2 : Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!
by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025
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Punjabi

Verb; the act of a girl of Indian descent performing oral sex.
Most chick's from Mumbai give great Punjabi
by Buster Hymen August 10, 2023
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Punjabi-hole

Used to refer to a bizarre, confusing, or nonsensical analysis or research, typically one from which it is difficult to extricate oneself and must utilize altered evidence.

Reminiscent of Reddit user Punjabi-Batman who conducted extensive analysis into the alleged Malaysia Airlines MH370 Portal dissapearance videos by manipulating the videos (changing color values, frame by frame, AI video enhancing) to find minute details in order to attempt to prove their credibility. He also would make videos on Android and comment in round about ways to obfuscate original sources.
If you go down a Punjabi-hole you might start to convince yourself.
by CuriousWonder December 8, 2023
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Punjabi Pinball

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans
Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Jay: Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!
by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025
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