pump and dump

When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.

Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020