perfect pull up

The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.

Ouch! Fuck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a fucking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.

by King Aus10 March 7, 2009

pull up a stool

To sit down and relax.

I were sitting alone in a restaurant and I saw someone else sitting alone, so I said to that person: "Pull up a stool!" and patted the empty chair next to me, meaning come and sit down next to me.

by unfa May 20, 2014

pull up and skirt

To pull up to a curb by bike and do a wheelie.

I gonna pull up and skirt real quick

by Thelocalroadman September 23, 2017

pull up a pew

Ocka/Australian slang, used in conversation to ask the person to "have a seat.

"how you going?"
"Pull up a pew and have a gander"

by Mistress Temptest June 10, 2008

pull up skrr

pull up refers to when you pull over to the side when driving and skrr is the sound a car makes when your tires skid from stopping too fast.

When you pull up skrr, and she don't even get in yo ride!

by waiting for a mate September 12, 2016

pulled up stumps

the act of dying or passing away. in reference to the game of cricket where the stumps are pulled out of the ground at the end of the match.

"The Cousin": Hey moite, did you hear about that poor old sheila they found in the river?
Araujana: Iyo yeah, she has 'pulled up stumps'

by El Shitha January 23, 2009

Bout to pull up

I will be there between 5 and 10 minutes

I'm 'bout to pull up.

by Detroitbbw November 24, 2017