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the peacebuilder pledge

A chant made by the hell of school called St. Agnes which was forced to be said after each Pledge of Alliance. It is unrightfully forced upon students to stand up and raise their right hand. They then later used this as punishment to be implicated as a future rememberance. It is illegal. It must be stopped. It has scarred the minds of all students who have ever went there and it has been unrightfully branded into our minds forever.
Girl 1: “Do you remember when we went to St. Agnes?”
Girl 2: “Yeah! Remember they made us say the peacebuilder pledge every goddamn day!”
Girl 1: “Did Sr. Joan die yet?”
Girl 2: “Not yet. Rip.”
by Wildcherry04 December 31, 2018
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Raver's Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the pharmaceuticals that make my life so grand. And to the liquor which makes me fall. Many drugs under glow lights for which I dance. With pleasure and debauchery for all! Ahmen
Before leaving the rave all my friends and I take the Raver's Pledge to solidify our mayhem mission for the night.
by banana republic 4 October 17, 2010
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Enort pledge

a pledge of loyalty to the enorts. once an enort you must read this pledge however if you’re a fake enort you will be slapped and squirted on.
“yo barba im finally an enort! what’s the enort pledge again?
“i am enort,
i will enort,
in father enort we trust,
i am enortion.”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 16, 2018
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zeta pledge chairs

A new brutal hazing tactic used by Frats and Sororities across the nation.

The zeta sorority pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food, and then Afterwards they take laxatives.

Then the girls put on spandex to go play beach volleyball out in the hot sun.

Next, the brother frat pledges must get on their knees and point their faces to the sky so the zeta girls can use the guys’ faces as their sideline chairs during this sisterhood volleyball game. The girls are encouraged to bury the brother’s noses as deep in their sweaty asscracks as they can as they all compete to see who can fart the most while the games go on. The Mexican food and laxatives help make this happen.

The games usually go on all day as other sororities may come join in and use the guys as chairs as well. The girls are usually laughing hysterically while this goes on as the guys are forced to endure it and cannot move.

The girls really have no rules and have been known to shart themselves often during this brutal pledge chair hazing.
John had to be a zeta pledge chairs the other day. He said the girls showed no mercy and still hasn’t gotten the smell out of his nose!!
by GigaChad Leonidas March 30, 2022
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The pledge of allegiance

The weirdest cult like experience where you announce your undying loyalty to a country that is failing you. Required in schools.
by Couch_King September 10, 2022
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weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.
its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!
by pledgeboy October 10, 2022
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