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Pissimistic

Pessimism that pisses others
My boss is a pissimistic guy.
by rajivre October 22, 2008
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Pestimistic

Adj- Describing someone who is not an optimist, by any stretch, to the point of being downright annoying.

Also, pestimist, pestimism
Caleb: "It looks like rain. My glass is half empty. It's only a matter of time before the terrorists Strike Back. Unless the world ends in 2012."

Dave: "Gosh Caleb, you're so freaking Pestimistic."
by Pesty May 18, 2009
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Passivist

While activists take action to campaign against injustice or environmental issues, passivists do their bit to contribute to society by recycling the odd empty Coke can, or 'liking' a campaign page on Facebook.

They often think of themselves as better than the rest of the world because of this.
13 year old girl: "OMG! I liked a page on Facebook which says that cancer should be cured! I'm such a teen passivist!"

Person 1: "I've given up eating bacon for a week because the way the meat industry works is wrong. From Monday to Friday, I'm only eating beef, pork, chicken, lamb, and fish. Why aren't YOU doing your bit to help the world?"
Person 2: "Shut up, you're only a mere passivist, you have no right to tell me what to do."
by ghostghostghost October 4, 2012
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pessimistic hippie

a hippie who has a negative outlook on life.

yes! it is an oxymoron

but its just sexual like that
that chick is such a pessimistic hippie. She like saves the animals but if we dont help we are definetly going to die.
by Hippiemaaaangirl November 28, 2007
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Possumist

A state of mind in which someone pretends to be blasé and jaded about life in order to appear cool and hipsterish but in reality is actual quite upbeat and chipper.
Frank wanted to impress his liberal arts major date by his casual disregard for the half-full Bourgeoisie, so he put on his possumist front and said the glass was half-empty.
by Sechen1 August 30, 2013
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pussifist

a pussy pacifist, a pacifist without balls or cojones
Robert saw the fight break out and told Eric and Connor that if they didn't back up he wouldn't let them sleep in the room. Robert is a pussifist!
by suckerrrz November 17, 2010
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pissimist

someone who insists on sharing their bad mood with everyone else, figuratively pissing in their corn flakes.
"She's such a pissimist! I wish she'd keep her bad vibe to herself."
by Michael Kurth December 30, 2008
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