Summer Onions

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

Green Onions

A funky 60's instrumental piece of music by "Booker T and the MG's"

Dude I've heard that before, who is it?

"Green Onions" by some old skool dudes called Booker T and the MG's, found it in the oldies vinyl collection !!

by Ginnus July 26, 2009

Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.

John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"

by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013

Jazz Onions

Awesome. It replaces old words like "rad, bitchin', sick etc"

"Hey dude i finally got a car" says friend1
"JAZZ ONIONS MAN!!!!" replies friend2

by Mackenzie_1991 August 24, 2008

cuttin' onions

An excuse a man uses when he crys due to a movie.

Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?

Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.

by Sethward March 20, 2008

Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.

My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

Tangy Onions

Dirty, sweaty testicles.

I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.

My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018