Obamaite

A blind follower of the prophet Obama. A person who pays no attention to his socialist policies or his radical associations with people like Bill Ayers and Reverend Jeremiah Wright, and will refute any negative claim about him, even if it is fact. He will say that you are smearing Obama, and that Obama never plays those political games, which is utter bullshit. This is a truly ignorant fuck.

"My roommate Max is a Obamaite, as he always talks about sucking his dick clean."

by THE Big AD January 18, 2009

obamasized

To describe why food items you buy are shrinking in size.

A: Why is my burger so small?
B: Because, it got Obamasized!

by therealscubasteve November 30, 2013

obamatopeia

A play on the word "Onomatopeia" - Onomatopeia is defined as; the naming of a thing or action by a vocal imitation of the sound associated with it.

For example : Buzz, Hiss or Hiccup

Obamatopeia are the the words associated with Obama when he does anything to this country, as in the much touted Obamacare plan - just as "hiss" sounds like a hiss, Obama + the words describing what he is doing, sounds like a a small animal being sexually violated.

Obama + anything = sounds like someone being forcibly assraped.

American # 1 : Did you hear about Arizona getting sued by the Federal Government for enforcing Federal Laws?

American # 2 : Yeah... they got Obamafucked.

American # 1 : Obamafucked?

American # 2 : Yeah, listen?

American # 1 : I hear it....

American # 1: Its called Obamatopeia

by SpeedwayMech February 27, 2011

Obamafied

A person of African-American descent who has become similar to Barack Obama in manner.

"Whoa he's black!? I couldn't tell over the phone 'cause he's so Obamafied!"

by fdsfksldjfwieojfksjdlfjsldk October 7, 2007

Obamacide

The senior citizen option under the proposed Obama 2009 Government Health Care Plan. It's the ideal health care choice for seniors who have just had all they can tolerate and is efficiently delivered via a device called an "Objection" which is a large hypodermic syringe filled of one of the following exterminants (government health care member's choice): DDT, Digitoxin, Thallium, U235, Liquid Plumber, Anthrax, Liquid Cyklon B, Arsenic, Strychnine, Cyanide, Bubonic Plague Virus, Rabies Virus, Mercury, Ebola, or Cobra Venom. Eligible seniors are advised that there is no provision for the use of euphoria-generating overdoses of the more delightful drugs such as Herion, Morphine, or Cocaine.

"My Grandma chose the Bubonic Plague delivery of the Obamacide option which gave her a few extra days to shut down. What a great healthcare program -- it really saves lots of tax dollars!"

by Ospidillo August 19, 2009

lobamatized

A mental condition characterized by an habitually uncritical and reverential attitude towards the personality, words, and actions of Barack Obama.

A significant percentage of the press have become thoroughly lobamatized.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

Obamacide

Obamacide is when a person who lost all hope, loses his job, loses his home, and goes on a rampage and kills himself and his family of strangers.

The guy that killed the 8 people in the Nursing.
The guy in Binghamton NY that kills 13
The guy in Pittsburgh that killed 3 cops.
The guy that killed his family in Washington.
The guy who killed his family in Cleveland.

All Obamacides.

by turnyourback April 5, 2009