purple nurple

nipples that are 1 inch wide and 1.5 inches long, blue black purple, and so numb they have no feeling for two days.
what you wind up with after 4 hours in a breast pump trying to keep your boyfriend happy with big tits. picture a purple hot dog. I got a purple nurple trying to keep my boyfriend happy>
by nipples_is_purple February 22, 2006
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purple-lurple-nurple

When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.
The man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from Bruce Lee.
by BAW$$ November 29, 2011
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Maine purple nurple

To clamp on sombodys nipples with the claws of a lobster and twist
My girl loves maine purple nurples but it's expensive though .
by Superpseudonym November 19, 2020
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double nurple hoo kick

When one female asserts her dominance over another female in a social situation by twisting both nipples and kicking the 'opponent' in the vaj.
A: "Dude, she totally double nurple hoo kicked that b*tch."
B: "Reckon it's better than peeing on my carpet."
by alphadog00 March 10, 2010
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WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
by genemutant November 23, 2023
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Urple Nurple

The process of squeezing your index finger tightly against your thumb finger around the teat as an attempt to bring extreme pain to the mammary gland of a close male friend or male enemy (depending on the circumstances). DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS PROCEDURE AGAINST WOMEN (unless you are a women yourself)
My son was being a dweeb so I gave him an "urple nurple".
by Neotheothopolopolis August 19, 2022
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Orange Nurple

When someone twists your ears
Should I give him a purple nurple or orange nurple?
by Mimi Moo-Moo February 01, 2022
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