purple nurple

nipples that are 1 inch wide and 1.5 inches long, blue black purple, and so numb they have no feeling for two days.

what you wind up with after 4 hours in a breast pump trying to keep your boyfriend happy with big tits. picture a purple hot dog. I got a purple nurple trying to keep my boyfriend happy>

by nipples_is_purple April 10, 2006

purple-lurple-nurple

When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.

The man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from Bruce Lee.

by BAW$$ November 30, 2011

Maine purple nurple

To clamp on sombodys nipples with the claws of a lobster and twist

My girl loves maine purple nurples but it's expensive though .

by Superpseudonym November 18, 2020

double nurple hoo kick

When one female asserts her dominance over another female in a social situation by twisting both nipples and kicking the 'opponent' in the vaj.

A: "Dude, she totally double nurple hoo kicked that b*tch."
B: "Reckon it's better than peeing on my carpet."

by alphadog00 March 10, 2010

Testicular nurple

Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.

He gave him such a bad testicular nurple that he couldn't make it into work the next day.

by Xtremetruckin November 6, 2021

Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Orange Nurple

When someone twists your ears

Should I give him a purple nurple or orange nurple?

by Mimi Moo-Moo January 31, 2022