shoes

Makes for a great code word for smoking weed in general polite conversation in public or via text for the more paranoid stoner.

Hey dude, Ive bought some more shoes they might "fit" you.
Usualy followed by a cheaky wink

by Seth Deegan September 7, 2004

shoe

someone who sucks at what they do

That doctor is a shoe

by t56401 September 8, 2005

shoe-be

1)A person who does not go to the beach often, and ruins it for everyone when they do go
2) an amature

Most little kids from boone who try to surf are shoe-bes.

by Downtiggidy August 7, 2003

shoes

foot prisons

Joe: Peter would you mind putting on some shoes

Peter: Oh, you mean foot prisons, yes I would

by cairoboy June 20, 2017

Shoe

A sock but its a bit crispy and has laces sometimes, you can put it over a sock for extra comfort, you can buy plastics ones at shoezone.co.uk, be sure to use code: 'CRISP' for 15% off at checkout

Today i will wear my shoe which i bought from shoezone.co.uk

by Ghandi's Gucci Sandals May 7, 2018

No shoes

Literal: Not having any shoes
Metaphorical: Having no balls or guts to do something

Guy 1: Dude, eat this frog.
Guy 2: No way man.
Guy 1: Do it! You won't! No shoes!

by levesquick November 2, 2011

shoes

A cover word for shit. There is also fridge <----> fuck

- you dropped your baggie in the sewer
- ahhh shoes!

by Jane, Mary Jane! May 13, 2006