Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.
by Stuffegg June 26, 2021
Get the Day offmug. its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
Get the national jerk your boyfriend off daymug. Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.
by Barbrown February 13, 2019
Get the brothers off daymug. October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
Get the National Jerking Off Daymug. a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"
"Wow that seems like a weird day"
"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
"Wow that seems like a weird day"
"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
by Trymphus September 1, 2025
Get the tax write-off daymug. Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
by Rick Fork November 6, 2024
Get the Suck Classic Off Daymug. Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
by Angel a random female April 1, 2021
Get the National Cut a pedos dick off daymug.