by Loki yoki September 30, 2019
Amani: bitch did you see that nigga he's fine damn I'm tryna lock him down
sha'quanda: bitch he has like 3 baby mamas
Amani: I don't care
dumb bitch syndrome
sha'quanda: bitch he has like 3 baby mamas
Amani: I don't care
dumb bitch syndrome
by kiesha_tf_am_i_here August 10, 2020
(DBS) means any girl with the name alyssa or keely they are the dumbest bitches in the world most of the time they are bestfriends.
by hehehe2000 April 03, 2020
Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.
LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:
-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying
LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.
LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:
-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying
LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.
"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."
"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."
"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."
by whiskeyish February 22, 2010
FBS, or Fat Bitch Syndrome, is suffered by very fat, usually disgusting, women.
Instead of becoming shy, docile, and hermetic like most fat women, the woman with FBS has a very different, enigmatic reaction. Her response to being so grossly obese men that never look at her was to become even MORE full of herself than a normal girl. She believes that the reason men avoid her is that "they can't handle this!"
Though the fat bitch is hideously blubberous, she will often still believe that she is, in fact, attractive. This is often because she is still hit on by rednecks, white trash, and hobos, usually at truck stops. You will see frequently her wearing "Babydoll" t-shirts in sizes 3 or 4 below what she actually needs, leading to the DJRP, the Dangling Jelly Rolls Phenomenon.
If you know a woman suffering FBS, don't try to explain the issue to her. You will only be met with exclamations of "Nuh-uh, nuuuuh-uh, boy, you did NOT go there." Avoid at all costs.
Instead of becoming shy, docile, and hermetic like most fat women, the woman with FBS has a very different, enigmatic reaction. Her response to being so grossly obese men that never look at her was to become even MORE full of herself than a normal girl. She believes that the reason men avoid her is that "they can't handle this!"
Though the fat bitch is hideously blubberous, she will often still believe that she is, in fact, attractive. This is often because she is still hit on by rednecks, white trash, and hobos, usually at truck stops. You will see frequently her wearing "Babydoll" t-shirts in sizes 3 or 4 below what she actually needs, leading to the DJRP, the Dangling Jelly Rolls Phenomenon.
If you know a woman suffering FBS, don't try to explain the issue to her. You will only be met with exclamations of "Nuh-uh, nuuuuh-uh, boy, you did NOT go there." Avoid at all costs.
Everyone can think of their own example of a woman suffering from Fat Bitch Syndrome (FBS). If you can't, you either are one, or you're white trash who's too busy feeding the egos of FBS sufferers everywhere to notice.
by alex799 February 12, 2008
by cogger123 January 28, 2011
When a heavier woman acts in ways that aren't normal or positive to garner any attention she can from others.
"Last night Bertha was starting so much drama because she wanted Rick to notice her and she wanted to keep his attention off of the better looking girls. That hooker has serious F.B.S. (Fat Bitch Syndrome)."
by brewcityboy February 22, 2012