National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

National Eat Your Midterm Day

On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.

Professor, you didn't know? It's national Eat Your Midterm Day!

by flowers<3 October 11, 2023

national eat breakfast day

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast

ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day

by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022

National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass

Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips

by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020

National Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls in July 1st. This a day to be celebrated by getting ur pussy eaten wonderfully and or eat some pussy wonderfully throughout this day.

Her: Hey bae u know today's National Eat Pussy Day?
Her: Hell yeah. Didn't u hear my call in this morning.

by Naughtyboi June 24, 2022

National Eat coochie day

The day all females get the best head from Anyone . This holiday lies on August 3rd

"Hey Today August 3rd"

"Oh! its national Eat coochie day"

by Bustdownrollieavolanch July 29, 2022

National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022