a Narwhal that has become electrically charged due to pollution, eating spark plugs, or Zapdos attacks. They have over 9000 times the strength of Domo-kun. Electric Narhwals like to jam, and have been known to populate the Great Lakes. They are easily provoked and enjoy chicken wraps.
by They call me Goggalor July 10, 2009
Some Youtuber , who thinks he's everything and has a thing for Racheland Hannah at the same time, but he won't get either cause he takes it up the shitter
Narwhal Dave
by Big Boi ND August 10, 2013
The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.
by Rose. A January 02, 2012
by wizardthelizardbro July 20, 2013
“The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. It is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in Reddit threads.
Tom: How about "the narwhal bacons at midnight" Jim
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.
by ADanteM September 18, 2013
Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.
Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz
by Derek Alaskan Strickland December 02, 2019
a Narwhal with wings that KA_Cookie rides, and the horn on the Narwhal shoots out cookies full of poison at it's enemies
by KA_TheLegend February 25, 2017