Electric Narwhal

a Narwhal that has become electrically charged due to pollution, eating spark plugs, or Zapdos attacks. They have over 9000 times the strength of Domo-kun. Electric Narhwals like to jam, and have been known to populate the Great Lakes. They are easily provoked and enjoy chicken wraps.

OMFG! an Electric Narwhal! it looks pissed, run!!!1!one!

by They call me Goggalor July 10, 2009

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Narwhal Dave

Some Youtuber , who thinks he's everything and has a thing for Racheland Hannah at the same time, but he won't get either cause he takes it up the shitter

Narwhal Dave

by Big Boi ND September 7, 2013

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Dutch Narwhal

A Dutch Narwhal is when you swim with a shit hanging out your ass

Tom:Swimming Was Horrible
Matt:Why?
Tom:I Had A Dutch Narwhal

by wizardthelizardbro August 28, 2013

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narwhale juice

The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.

Dude: Wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!

by Rose. A January 2, 2012

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narwhal bacon

“The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. It is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in Reddit threads.

Tom: How about "the narwhal bacons at midnight" Jim
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.

by ADanteM September 18, 2013

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