My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.
I was like, "dude, really?"
I was like, "dude, really?"
by StickyBunz December 11, 2011

short nickname for the first cave dweller named leonardo. known for his superior shelving ability and great computer hacking and numchucks skills. a standard that is hard to live up to, unless you're a danio'neal, then it can be pulled off with the greatest of ease.
he was such a nard he was almost a danio'neal, God didn't even know how he had created someone so great.
by Dani O'Neal January 13, 2005

Short form for someone is a nerd who acts like retard and is a complete loser has no brains. Totally in between a nerd and a retard.
A wanna be popular person but is too anal to achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geeky to them.
Which is them.
Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.
A wanna be popular person but is too anal to achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geeky to them.
Which is them.
Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.
Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?
You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...
Nard-Just asking...
You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...
Nard-Just asking...
by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009

by Nard1994 October 26, 2012

by fatalia of uldum October 9, 2009

by Fathom Futon May 13, 2006

what a nards
by nardzilla7897 June 14, 2010
