NARD

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"
by StickyBunz June 13, 2011
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nard

short nickname for the first cave dweller named leonardo. known for his superior shelving ability and great computer hacking and numchucks skills. a standard that is hard to live up to, unless you're a danio'neal, then it can be pulled off with the greatest of ease.
he was such a nard he was almost a danio'neal, God didn't even know how he had created someone so great.
by Dani O'Neal January 13, 2005
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nard

Short form for someone is a nerd who acts like retard and is a complete loser has no brains. Totally in between a nerd and a retard.
A wanna be popular person but is too anal to achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geeky to them.
Which is them.
Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.
Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?
You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...
Nard-Just asking...
by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009
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Nards

Another word for chicks/fem/ladies.
"Hey look at that nard over there"

"Mate i'm gunna get so many nards tonight!"
by Nard1994 May 17, 2012
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nard

A leet term coming from games like world of warcraft.

A nard is a noob and a tard combined.
"wow you really suck, you nard."
by fatalia of uldum October 07, 2009
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nard

A mangina'd male or a pretty funny insult
Andrew has such a nard...
or
Andrew is such a nard...
by Fathom Futon May 03, 2006
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nards

a stupid person, usually pervy and stupid, makes u feel like your stupid and is just a creeper
what a nards
by nardzilla7897 June 12, 2010
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