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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
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Notification

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.
I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!
by Twight0931 March 26, 2021
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Notification Groupies

A group of people on your Facebook friends list that your not really sure how you know some of them but regularly like and share your posts and end up in your notifications
I got like 14 likes on my last post but it was just my Notification Groupies
by epic cunt September 6, 2016
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3 notifications

when you send someone 3 notifications to tell them you miss then
you gave me 3 notifications do you miss them?
by maxtaunt January 14, 2022
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Post Notification

Post notification is a news aggregation and curation site for and about African Americans.
With post notification you can write your own post, save posts to read later, and follow your favorite black magazine sites for updates.
by Cubaka January 17, 2021
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Notification Groupies

A group of people on your Facebook friends list that your not really sure how you know some of them but regularly like and share your posts and end up in your notifications
I got like 14 likes on my last post but it was just my Notification Groupies
by epic cunt September 6, 2016
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