SO NOT HALAL MODE

Person that is muslim that eats pork and beef

eating steak?!?!
SO NOT HALAL MODE

by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021

Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022

emna halal

she loves cats and doing her eyebrowes in all sorts of colours

omg look at emna halal her eyebrowes

by emna halal April 19, 2022

So halal mode

When something is so halal mode duh

Someone: *says something so halal mode*
Me: “so halal mode”

by anonymous July 18, 2024

Hamooze HALAL

The definition of a mogged person.
A person who is likely to be really jealous of the mogger named either Youssef or Yousoofe

Person 1: He is so Hamooze HALAL
Person 2: I know he is a Yousoofe wanna-be, he always gets mogged

by Yousoofe December 13, 2023

Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

So halal mode

When something is so halal mode

Person: *says something so halal mode*
Me: “so halal mode”

by anonymous July 18, 2024