Mysterio

A bitch ass nigga who make illusions and robots to cause trickery and wears a fish bowl on his head.

Mysterio: Spider-Mans real name is peter Parker!
Spider-Man: *SHOCKED*
Me: YOUS A BITCH ASS NIGGA! ILL BEAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASS!! *punches screen*

by Definitely not Spider-Man July 1, 2019

Mysterious stranger

A variation on the stranger. The action of having a partner sit on thier hand until it falls asleep, then proceeding to whack you off, as so neither of you are sure of where the pleasure is coming from.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Mysterious Stranger last night.

Guy 2: How was that?

Guy 1: Man, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.

by 6the6fly6 May 8, 2009

? and the mysterians

an old rock band known only for their one hit, 96 tears. the lead singer legally changed his name to ? and believed that he would be performing their one hit, 96 tears, 10,000 years into the future.

yo, white boy, you listen to ? and the mysterians?

by ohshit wutang August 6, 2007

Mysterically

Mysterically is a word that has yet to be defined by the english dictionary but is used in many culture's vocabulary to include: Germany, France, Pakistan, Iraq, and even Iran. It is meant to show that something has happened that there is no real reasoning for.

My backpacks mysterically disappear from my room when my friends are there.

by BigDawg78 March 16, 2011

mysteri

the best person you will ever meet. she's amazing to have as a girlfriend and she has amazing eyes.

god i wish to see a mysteri one day

by myst1311 November 30, 2016

Mustelidae

Badgers, otters and things like weasels and stoats

The mammal survey, absolutely, I'm leading the rodent aspect of it, Bristol are doing Mustelidae."

by Esther Sutter for Angharad December 7, 2007

Mysterious Gagger

A man or woman who roams around schools, gagging people with blue roll and paper.

Person 1: I heard Ethan got gagged by the mysterious gagger, again!
Person 2: Bet it was some Reeno

by reenoreenogago June 16, 2017