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Ain't My Baby

Informing another party that a certain object, personality trait, person, dinner bill, bar tab, human baby, etc that does not belong to you OR would like to attempt to distance yourself from.
Waitress: "Thanks for coming in, guys. Here's the bill."

You: 'Ain't my baby". (friend pays the bill)

Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a boy". You: "Ain't my baby."

Cop: "Who's bag of booger sugar?" Kev: "Shit that ain't My Baby.'
Ain't My Baby by amb69 May 15, 2025
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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

.....ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

Don't move your booty, my baby 

In sex, after doing the "Crouching Tiger" either in a homosexual or heterosexual couple, the one that was down (Bottom) tends to move the booty asking for more. Then, the one that goes up (Top) responds: "Don't move your bootty, baby "to express that he can't give more.
The Bottom: —moves her butt—

The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.

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my stoney baby 

a term in the 311 song entitled 'My Stoney Baby", possibly refering to a partner to get high with - the gender of the partner is to be determined

in other cases, maybe just a term for a guy to call his girlfriend, or vise versa
Mutt: Whats goin on later?
Jeff: Gonna go drive up to see my stoney baby
my stoney baby by angelsbruins July 25, 2008

wanna be my sucker baby 

A quote from the popular Duplicity H.S fan fiction. Often a Haven instance.
Duplicity Harry to Aven: wanna be my sucker baby?
Aven: *smirks*